THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU
January 24th, 2011
(NOTE:
Pay attention to the
WASP SPRAY section at the very
end)
1. Of course I look
familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your
shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for
letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I
was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a littl ...